U Find Your Taste Here ! 

1. I miss you more than words can say, i miss you more each passing day, i think of you all day and night, i think of you with out a fight, i wait each day for our moments we share, i wait each day to show you i care i love you so, with all my heart, i love you so, from the very start i miss you, think of you, want you, love you! 2. Sorry this message was for somebody else you cant read this. 3. A sardar enters shop and shouts,where is my free gift with this cooking oil ? man:-there is nothing free with this sir, sardar:-oye! it's written cholestrol free 4. Wat is d difference betwn monkey n donkey? monkey saves dis msg and donkey deletes dis msg. choice is yours !!deal ya no deal!!! 5. Regular naps preevnt old age... especially if u take them while driving!! 6. Why did god bought u in d world b4 me coz 2 make a rough drawing b4 creating a masterpiece 7. A group of elephants were siiting on the street. a sexy female elephant passes by, what does the loafer elephant say?? wow... 36000-24000-36000 8. A man got himself a puzzle game. it took him one hard year 2 finish it. he was so proud of himself bcoz on the side of the box it said 2 - 3 years 9. Afridi made 100 runs from 37 balls.its a simple recod. the real recod was created by king khalid, who made 100 sons from just 2 balls. 10. A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"a child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin god i'm comin! 11. Birdie birdie in the sky left a poopie in my eyei dont mind i dont cry im jut glad cows dont fly 12. Congrats.your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. to play,throw your phone against the wall.then assemble the pieces 13. U look good from far, but far from good! 14. Friendship is like peeing in ur pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth. 15. A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home 16. Whats black and white and goes bang bang bang? a nun falling down a stairs 17. What when held in hands gets long goes between a woman breast and into a hole ..........a seatbelt 18. The rain makes all things beautiful, the flowers and grass 2, if rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn't it rain on ugly people? 19. Ugly woman pushing a double buggy in town. man stops and says"they twins?" no y do thy look alike? no he says, cant belive u got shagged twice. 20. Feeling bored? think of me! feeling sad? call me! feeling lonely? meet me! feeling hot? oh no no! drink coca cola & enjoy!! 21. What the longest thing u ever stand..? the earth la stupiakkk..:p 22. Good person? thats you Good mate? Its you again Good taste? Corse its you Good friend? Its also you Good looking nah get lost thats me 23. Two chinese get married, they bring a son that doesn't look like anyone of them. so they called him "sam sing rong" (something wrong) :) 24. I miss u I really miss u and I want 2 cum visit u but dis dumb security guard wont let me in the zoo without a ticket 25. What's black and white which u cross? zebra 26. Luv is a basta** it can treat u lik dirt theres always a risk of u getting hurt.luv is restless & luv is a flirt.luv has places to go and people to hurt. 27. Who won the race between two balls of string. Answer: They were tied. 28. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. 29. Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf. 30. Y women r like computers 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem! 31. Why mens are like commercials? because u cant believe a word they says. 32. To get succes:1)define ur self.2)never give up. 3)plan u r future. 4)realize the value of time. 5)think+ve. 6)say my name 10000 times :-) 33. What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home! 34. Question:wot is the fullform of maths? answer:mentally affected teachers harrasing students. 35. Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!! 36. What goes ahhhhhhhh??? ...a sheep with no lips 37. First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering. 38. No matter how sad, no matter how sick, i feel better just thinking of you.... but im happier each time i send you a message coz i know... i'll be DISTURBING YOU 39. A cat falls into a puddle and a rooster starts to laugh. what is the morale of the story? a wet pussy makes a happy cock. 40. wht mistake did i make in designing a .civil engnr replied:entertainment area is close to drainage!!! 41. Wat did chicken said wen it iz cooked with palak?Hum pay yeah kis nay hara rang dala mar dala mar dala.... 42. Someday u may lose ur hair, ur teeth, & ur mind, but 1 thing u can't loose is ur good looks, coz u can't lose what u don't have! 43. Y men r like computers 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market! 44. How a commentator will describe a naked woman "two points, a silly point, leg square, little bit grass on the pitch , easy to bat ....! 45. U have such an icredible brain, diveded in left and right. In left nothing is right, in right nothing is left. 46. 47. So sweet is ur smile???so sweet is ur style???so sweet is ur voice???so sweet is ur eye?????see...how sweetly i lie 48. Think big,think smart,think positive,think beautiful,think great; i know this is too much for u,so here is a shortcut.....................just think about me... 49. Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain 50. Sex is like a pack of pringles! once you pop you can't stop!! 51. Four important words in life: cheat, lie, steal, & drink. if you cheat, cheat death. if you lie, lie about your age. if you steal, steal someone's heart. if you drink, have one with me!~ 52. Minds are like parachutes. they work best when open 53. Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 54. A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! 55. Man goes to medical shop and ask for the poison. Shopkeeper:I can't give sell you that. Man shows his wife's photo. Shopkeeper:Ohh sorry i didn't know tht u had a priscription.. 56. Read each word reversely: a suomaf rotcod dlot em taht ylno latnem stneitap evah eht tnelat ot daer sms neve nehw sti nettirw ylesrever> u have proved it! 57. All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you. 58. What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! 59. What's wrong with ur cell? everytime i call a voice says "the subscriber u have reached is a monkey, please contact zoo for details"!!!! 60. Words fail me sometimes when i see ur beauty, but i hope my actions always reassure you of my love 61. I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day. it was stunning cute beautiful & adorable. i was supposed 2buy it 4u till i realised it was my own reflection. 62. Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty? so the world needs YOU after all! 63. Whats black and white and read all over? a newspaper 64. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! 65. Warning from health ministry-to avoid birdflu, do not play or kiss or 66. He broke my heart,I broke his nose! 67. A man is incomplete until he is married. after that, he is finished 68. You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number 69. What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool... 70. When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!! hold or suck 1 suspected bird species named kuku jiao even if u love them so much! 71. Merry christmas, enjoy new year, happy easter, good luck on valentines, spooky halloween & happy birthday now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!! 72. Frnd ship is like an onion. Which has many layer nd addes taste to ur life but when u try to cut it u will get only tears. 73. Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. you know whose??? your own stupid!!! 74. It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet! 75. Boy:Can I touch ur software? Girl:1st show me ur hardware. Boy:Should I Instal It With In Ur System? Girl:Cover It With Antivirus n den install. 76. On a silent night when friend r few, i close my eyes and fink of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish,dat u were here! 77. Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster 78. What is difference between Man & Monkey; the Man writes SMS & the Monkey reads it. 79. God made man and then rested. god made women and then no one rested 80. Police have found a corpse badly burnt, no brain and a very large arse... Text me back so i know your ok. 81. What letters r missin in h__rt? ea or u? pick ea & u get a heart!if u pick u,u will get hurt! i'd pick u coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without u! 82. Why are egyptian`s children always confused? bcoz after death,their daddy becomes the mummy 83. Dream a dream 2nite as u sleep.smile a smile 2morrow that u may keep.may all of ur dreams and wishes come true cause i could`nt find a better friend like u! 84. A husband was asked: do u talk to your wife after sex? his answer: depends, if i can find a phone. 85. Ur brain is great its divided in 2 two parts, left and right. in the right nothings left and in left nothincs right!!!!! 86. HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!! 87. How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head. 88. The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, beautiful, intelligent, funny and great in bed. Your safe, but where the fu.k will i hide. 89. Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? In case they have to draw blood. 90. Today is virappan's first death anniversary. plz switch off your cell for 2 min as mark of respect and send this message to atleast 1 criminal, as i did..!!! 91. Someday you'll cry for me like i cried for you...someday you'll miss me like i missed you...someday you'll need me like i needed you...someday you'll love me, but i won't love you 92. I'm convincing myself, yes i'll find some1 new, i won't be alone, & i won't be w/you .. you're waiting 4me,2crawl back to ur side but no..not this time, i'm keeping my pride .. so goodbye 4ever, i'll be on my way, it's gonna take time, but i'll be okay 93. Whose brain in ice, life is nice...whose heart is pure, winning is sure, whose vision is clear, becomes my near & dear. 94. Come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied lovingly urs toilet!!!! 95. At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on 96. My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and i love myself too 97. The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action 98. I wanted 2 send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox! 99. Newsflash.. police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks. they charged one and let the one off. 100. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend 101. What do u call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? Juan-On-Juan 102. Mobile phones are the only things in life of which men talk about having the smallest. 103. A man was looking at a picture of a nacked women covered by leaves.when he was asked wt he was doing? he replied"waiting 4 d autumn" 104. Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof? 105. Come take me out. Tenderly put me between ur sweet lips. Place ur tongue all over me. Dont bite,suck me and never stop. I'm always yours. 'Diana Powermint'